LINDZ: SCRATCH 'N' SNIFF
Still, doesn't mean we don't love you- so we're going to direct you to the following top-reads:-
On Lindsay Lohan flashing her boob this week: " the Dalmatian was at the 10th annual GM Fashion Show but her bra wasn't. Just three years ago, if most guys saw this picture, the day would have ended and their penis would have grip marks on it like the handlebars on a ten year olds bike, but now she's so bony and freckled, that last picture is almost more trouble than it's worth. You try to focus on her boob but everything else is just so distracting. Like trying to bang a hooker in the car while a cop is tapping on the window with a flashlight. Dude, can you give me 5 minutes, I already paid. " Quality- http://www.wwtdd.com/
On Penelope Cruz & Salma Hayek's new film: "The only thing hotter than two hot Latin chicks with guns and sexy accents, is two hot Latin chicks with guns who have lesbian sex. At my house. I pitched a screenplay like this at Sundance one year and it was wildly successful. Except by Sundance I mean my girlfriend, and by wildly successful, I mean I slept on the couch for 2 months." http://www.fatbackandcollards.com/
On Posh Spice doing her own housework: "I'd like to know what she constitutes as housework? Because brushing your own teeth and cleaning your own butt is not really housework. In her messed up mind she probably thinks those kind of things are accomplishments if you do them yourself.She said: "The truth is I see myself like one of the characters from the series 'Desperate Housewives' - the one who has the most kids.
"All day with the kids. Up and down, trying to cook and clean."
Ok, does cooking and cleaning have a different meaning in England? Does it mean shopping and pill-popping?" http://www.dlisted.blogspot.com/
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